1. Never let your schooling interfere with your education.

    Mark Twain

    46 loves

  2. You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.

    Steve Martin

    7 loves

  3. Sex is emotion in motion.

    Mae West

    4 loves

  4. Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

    Woody Allen

    14 loves

  5. We work to stop thinking about sex and worrying about death.

    Alain de Botton

    7 loves