Dama’s most recent Quotables

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

My idea of exercise is a good, brisk sit.

Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.

I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down.

Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.