Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Submitted by laura almost 2 years ago
34 loves
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When I said I wanted to be a comedian, all my family laughed. Well they're not laughing now.
Submitted by cathyrogers almost 2 years ago
9 loves
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I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.
Submitted by camilabrodersen over 1 year ago
20 loves
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Patient: Doctor, im getting a bit tired of all these sexual inuendos.
The Todd: ... In your endo.— Todd
Submitted by Rhian182 over 1 year ago
2 loves
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Shower Shorts, for the man with nothing to hide! But still wants too.
Submitted by PeroxideLaura over 1 year ago
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P as in Phoebe, H as in heebee, O as in obee, E as in eebee, B as in beebee and E as in Ello there mate!
Submitted by Rhian182 over 1 year ago
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Come on Ross, you're a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.
Submitted by PeroxideLaura over 1 year ago
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What if Martin Luther King had said that? "I kind of have a dream... I don't wanna talk about it."
Submitted by bluelibby over 1 year ago
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Oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means you are, Y-O-U-R means your.
Submitted by PeroxideLaura over 1 year ago
3 loves
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I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street.
Submitted by amaguire over 1 year ago
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert.
Submitted by xoxCourtneyLynn over 1 year ago
12 loves
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Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Submitted by icarter over 1 year ago
3 loves
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My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.
Submitted by thestephb over 1 year ago
10 loves