1. Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

    Bo Burnham

    12 loves

  2. Why is it that the winner of Miss Universe always comes from earth?

    Rich Hall

    19 loves

  3. Before I speak, I have something important to say.

    Groucho Marx

    15 loves

  4. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

    Groucho Marx

    22 loves