say what you need to say
Submitted by cocobowen11 almost 2 years ago
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This happened to Romeo and Juliet and look what happened to them.
Well... the Rich Tea is happy with his wafer-thin self. Whereas the custard cream, it's... look how fat it is!
Well... I've had a serious think about this and it's a really hard decision, and I think this week my first nomination has gotta be... the custard cream. I really don't wanna do this, but I'm gonna nominate the custard cream because... it's a greedy little bitch. Not only does it want two biscuit wafers, but it also wants to be filled with custard as well.
My second nomination is... I don't wanna do this... my second nomination has gotta be a rich tea. There's nothing to it: there's no chocolate on top, no smarties, no icing, nothing! There's nothing very rich about having nothing on top!
You know what I do whenever I'm feeling low, I always think about that woman that got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee.
They're not like me, Big Brother. They are famous, I'm not. I'm not famous, I'm normal.
Submitted by Fraselpantz over 2 years ago
It should be illegal for you to wear a bikini, Josie.
Submitted by Tatjana over 2 years ago