1. Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.

    Confucius

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  2. When anger rises, think of the consequences.

    Confucius

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  3. An injured friend is the bitterest of foes.

    Thomas Jefferson

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  4. I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.

    Mike Birbiglia

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  5. All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

    Lewis Black

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  6. Writing is thinking and thinking is hard work.

    Lewis Black

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  7. There's no such thing as soy milk. It's just soy juice.

    Lewis Black

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