1. I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true.

    Dorothy Parker

    6 loves

  2. The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

    Dorothy Parker

    7 loves

  3. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

    Dorothy Parker

    6 loves

  4. It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.

    Dorothy Parker

    7 loves

  5. I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

    Lewis Carroll

    6 loves

  6. Some people care too much, I think it's called love.

    A. A. Milne

    37 loves