Chicknstu’s most loved Quotables

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is f*cking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.

Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock-n-roll.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.

They lie about marijuana: 'Marijuana makes you unmotivated.' Lie. When you're high, you can do anything you normally do just as well. You just realize it's not worth the effort.

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.

I'm tired of this back-slapping "Isn't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are.

People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

It is the mystery that lingers, and not the explanation

Ever notice how people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? . . . Their eyes real close together. Eyebrow ridges. Big, furry hands and feet. 'I believe God created me in one day.' Looks like he rushed it.

Please Hilary. I'm...hungry.

Red raw stump! RED RAW STUMP!!