Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Submitted by Chicknstu over 2 years ago
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I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is f*cking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.
Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock-n-roll.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
I'm tired of this back-slapping "Isn't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are.
It is the mystery that lingers, and not the explanation
Ever notice how people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? . . . Their eyes real close together. Eyebrow ridges. Big, furry hands and feet. 'I believe God created me in one day.' Looks like he rushed it.