cherrybee14’s most recent Quotables

That's right Dad walk away with your tiny little legs you f*cking midget!

Brittany: My name is also Britney Spears.

Glee Club: What?

Mercedes: What the hell is she talking about?

Brittany: My middle name is Susan, my last name is Pierce. That makes me Brittany S. Pierce. Brittany S`Pierce.

She's stealing your pension! [Old man wakes up] No, he's fine.

Tony: There are people out there who think you're scum. You have an opportunity to show them they're wrong.
Nathan: Yeah, but what if they're right? No offense, but I'm thinking some people are just born criminals.
Gary: Are you looking to get stabbed?
Nathan: You see my point there?

Nathan: Did you just suddenly grow a set of balls?
Simon: I’ve always had a set of balls, you’ve just never seen them.
Nathan: … That is about the gayest thing I have ever heard.

I have a dream. I have a dream where a man will be judged not by the colour of his skin but by the quality of his drugs. I have a dream.

Save me Barry!

There's only one thing young ladies should be inserting in themselves... and that's knowledge.

It's a sad day for all of us when a girl like her decides it's time to pull up her knickers.

I think I'm taller.

I know I'm better than this, and if I'm not, I'd probably have to kill myself.

Great. Maybe we should call a cab. Better make it a seven seater.

George Michael gets away with this shit, but he used to be in Wham. Who are you?

You lot, super-heroes? No offence, but... In what kind of f*cked-up world would that be allowed to happen?

Did you say you wanted to piss on her tits? Probably best to keep that kind of thing between yourself and your internet service provider.

I'm pretty sure this breaches the terms of my ASBO.

Why am I holding this baby? I'm not being sexist but one of you girls has to take this off me before I drop it on its head.

Nathan: You alright?
Kelly: What?
Nathan: You're usually a whole lot gobbier than this.
Kelly: No, I'm not.
Nathan: Come on, you haven't punched me in a few hours. I'm worried about you.

Come on. Look, we're a bunch of young offenders and not one of us knows how to steal a car? That is pathetic.

Ben: Ok, so, if you've got any questions, just ask.
Nathan: If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?
Ben: If you've got any relevant questions, just ask. oh, and if it's on dry land, I'd bet on the bear.