1. You are live on Channel 4. Please do not swear.

    Davina McCall

    34 loves

  2. I don't give a rip.

    John James Parton

    24 loves

  3. I'm a randy mare, I am.

    Josie Gibson

    8 loves

  4. Don't p**s on my back to tell me it's raining.

    John James Parton

    17 loves

  5. I'd swap you for Scrabble...

    Rex Newmark

    7 loves

  6. My first nomination is, the custard cream!

    Josie Gibson

    24 loves

  7. I like blinking, I do.

    Helen Adams

    13 loves