1. You wanna lolly, son?

    Dave Vaughan

    7 loves

  2. Am I minging?

    Jade Goody

    13 loves

  3. JJ? You're a prick.

    Sam Pepper

    12 loves

  4. Big Brother can KISS where the sun doesn't shine

    John James Parton

    13 loves

  5. You know what I mean Jose?

    John James Parton

    12 loves

  6. You must think I've fallen out of the lemon tree ...

    John James Parton

    14 loves

  7. Your gunna wish you never messed with us you cougar bitch.

    Josie Gibson

    17 loves

  8. W**kers. Ooh, my Tourette's is in context.

    Pete Bennett

    21 loves

  9. Don't p**s on my back to tell me it's raining.

    John James Parton

    17 loves

  10. I don't give a rip.

    John James Parton

    24 loves

  11. It's times like these I wish I were an ostrich.

    Josie Gibson

    24 loves

  12. No. Naked. Jacuzzi. Ness.

    Michelle Bass

    22 loves

  13. My first nomination is, the custard cream!

    Josie Gibson

    24 loves

  14. Glory!

    Dave Vaughan

    21 loves

  15. Who is she? Who is she? Who is she?! Where did you find her?

    Nikki Grahame

    31 loves

  16. You are live on Channel 4. Please do not swear.

    Davina McCall

    34 loves

  17. Randy Mare!

    Josie Gibson

    8 loves