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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."

You know when it comes to racism, people say: "I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green." Woah, hold on now! Purple or green? You gotta draw the line somewhere! To hell with purple people! - Unless they're suffocating - then help'em.

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.