In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Submitted by laura over 2 years ago
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Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
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I know it may look like I was being a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.
Submitted by robotnic almost 3 years ago
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Well, Ted, as I said last time, it won't happen again.
Submitted by quotedude over 2 years ago
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That's the great thing about Catholicism - it's very vague and no-one knows what it's really all about.
Submitted by quotedude over 2 years ago
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Behind every great man... there's a woman rolling her eyes
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
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You sleep with one old guy, and suddenly you're Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
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I'm as serious as a Hefty bag full of Rottweilers.
Submitted by librariansti over 2 years ago
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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Submitted by cpthomas over 2 years ago
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Americans may have no identity, but they do have wonderful teeth.
Submitted by cpthomas over 2 years ago
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago
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If you open your mind too much, your brains will fall out.
Submitted by Jioey over 2 years ago
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TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
Submitted by richard over 2 years ago
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