“You’re mind is working at its best when you’re being paranoid.
You explore every avenue and possibility of your situation
at high speed with total clarity.”
Submitted by carlieh10 about 1 year ago
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Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago
We accumulate our opinions at an age when our understanding is at its weakest.
Submitted by PaduanBenedick over 1 year ago
Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.
You only meet your once in a lifetime friend... once in a lifetime.
Submitted by thestephb over 2 years ago
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus when the limo breaks down.
Submitted by Vagop about 2 years ago
"A true friend is someone who you can act like a complete idiot in front of and not be the slightest bit embarrassed."
Submitted by Life almost 2 years ago
If you are alone, i will be your shadow. If you want to cry, i will be your shoulder. If you want a hug, i will be your pillow. If you need to be happy, i will be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, i will just be me.
Submitted by earthtojennifer almost 2 years ago
An apostrophe is the difference between a business that knows its shit and a business that knows it's shit.
Submitted by jpopesku over 1 year ago
Life itself is only a vision, a dream; nothing exists save empty space and you. And you are but a thought.
Submitted by RavenDreams over 1 year ago
Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
One time, this guy handed me a picture of him. He said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older.", "You son of a bitch! How'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera!"
I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
Submitted by Anixandria over 2 years ago
Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.
Submitted by richard almost 3 years ago
You know when it comes to racism, people say: "I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green." Woah, hold on now! Purple or green? You gotta draw the line somewhere! To hell with purple people! - Unless they're suffocating - then help'em.