carlieh10’s most recent Quotables

“You’re mind is working at its best when you’re being paranoid.
You explore every avenue and possibility of your situation
at high speed with total clarity.”

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one."

We accumulate our opinions at an age when our understanding is at its weakest.

Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.

You only meet your once in a lifetime friend... once in a lifetime.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus when the limo breaks down.

"A true friend is someone who you can act like a complete idiot in front of and not be the slightest bit embarrassed."

If you are alone, i will be your shadow. If you want to cry, i will be your shoulder. If you want a hug, i will be your pillow. If you need to be happy, i will be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, i will just be me.

An apostrophe is the difference between a business that knows its shit and a business that knows it's shit.

Life itself is only a vision, a dream; nothing exists save empty space and you. And you are but a thought.

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.

You know that place between sleep and awake?
The place where you can still remember dreaming.
That's where I'll always love you.
That's where I'll be waiting.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

One time, this guy handed me a picture of him. He said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older.", "You son of a bitch! How'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera!"

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.

Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.

You know when it comes to racism, people say: "I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green." Woah, hold on now! Purple or green? You gotta draw the line somewhere! To hell with purple people! - Unless they're suffocating - then help'em.