CaptJack’s most recent Quotables

Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Today is yesterday's pupil.

When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life.

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.

Moms always believe in you.