We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
Submitted by meetali over 2 years ago
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There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader.
Submitted by paulabuzzard almost 3 years ago
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Submitted by dstrelau almost 3 years ago
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I often quote myself - it adds spice to my conversation.
Submitted by paulfedory almost 3 years ago
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Snakes. They're like bits of rope, only angrier.
Submitted by paulfedory almost 3 years ago
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It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read a book of quotations.
Submitted by paulabuzzard almost 3 years ago
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
— Snoopy
Submitted by paulabuzzard almost 3 years ago
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I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
Submitted by robotnic almost 3 years ago
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Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
Submitted by paulabuzzard almost 3 years ago
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Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
Submitted by paulabuzzard almost 3 years ago
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If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.
Submitted by paulabuzzard almost 3 years ago
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No free man shall ever be de-barred the use of arms.
Submitted by paulabuzzard almost 3 years ago
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Let's build us a happy, little cloud that floats around the sky.
— Bob Ross
Submitted by paulabuzzard almost 3 years ago
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Nothing brings down real estate prices like a good old fashioned gang war.
Submitted by paulabuzzard almost 3 years ago
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A dog cannot relate his autobiography; however eloquently he may bark, he cannot tell you that his parents were honest but poor.
Submitted by paulabuzzard almost 3 years ago
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Submitted by paulabuzzard almost 3 years ago
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Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
Submitted by paulabuzzard almost 3 years ago
4 loves