We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
Submitted by meetali over 2 years ago
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There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Submitted by dstrelau almost 3 years ago
I often quote myself - it adds spice to my conversation.
Submitted by paulfedory almost 3 years ago
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read a book of quotations.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
Submitted by robotnic almost 3 years ago
Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.
No free man shall ever be de-barred the use of arms.
Let's build us a happy, little cloud that floats around the sky.
— Bob Ross
Nothing brings down real estate prices like a good old fashioned gang war.
A dog cannot relate his autobiography; however eloquently he may bark, he cannot tell you that his parents were honest but poor.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.