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I can't get my MP3 Player to work! Oh, it's working...

— Nikki Grahame

Submitted by Bentendo over 1 year ago

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I want my milk and my diet coke or I'm not talking to you any more!

— John McCririck

Submitted by Bentendo over 1 year ago

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1. big brother
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W**kers. Ooh, my Tourette's is in context.

— Pete Bennett

Submitted by robotnic over 1 year ago

21 loves
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2. c4
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My first nomination is, the custard cream!

— Josie Gibson

Submitted by hannahmae over 1 year ago

24 loves
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2. big brother
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Narinder: Which celebrity guys do you think are watching now and saying "I love Narinder"?
Brian: Erm... Stevie Wonder?

— Brian Dowling

Submitted by bbsuperfan over 1 year ago

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1. big brother
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Nadia is in the Diary Room, showing Big Brother her lady garden.

— Marcus Bentley

Submitted by chasektn over 1 year ago

7 loves
1. diary
2. room
3. marcus
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You can date my daughter but she'll have to wear a sign saying, 'I am not a watermelon. Don't trifle with me'.

— Dave Vaughn

Submitted by Sofa1 over 1 year ago

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1. big brother
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You could hula-hoop through a Cheerio.

— Science

Submitted by Laurindax over 1 year ago

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You know, there is just one more thing I would've added. By Dave - Aged 3.

— Sam Pepper

Submitted by bellenmb over 1 year ago

14 loves
1. graffiti
2. sam
3. pepper
4. big brother
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Are you black Darnell?

— Rachel Rice

Submitted by Hollywood2314 over 1 year ago

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You are live on Channel 4. Please do not swear.

— Davina McCall

Submitted by laura almost 2 years ago

34 loves
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2. big brother
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You know what I do whenever I'm feeling low, I always think about that woman that got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee.

— Josie Gibson

Submitted by Libbyloe62 over 1 year ago

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1. big brother
2. chimpanzee
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