calilac’s most recent Quotables

Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?

It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.

It is not our abilities that show what we truly are. It is our choices.

After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, only if one remembers to turn on the light.

When I wear t-shirts I can only wear v-necks because my neck is very fragile. I cannot wear regular neck shirts, it hurts. And I especially hate turtle necks. Like, wearing a turtle neck is like being strangled - by a really weak guy - all damn day. If you wear a turtle neck and a backpack, its like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

Two-in-one is a bull**** term because one is not big enough to hold two. That is the reason two was created.

I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, 'man, just be yourself.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

I opened-up a yoghurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yoghurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

One time, this guy handed me a picture of him. He said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older.", "You son of a bitch! How'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera!"

I think Bigfoot is blurry; that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. "Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here."

On a stop light green means go, red means stop and yellow means slow down, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means "hold on", yellow means "go ahead", and red means "where the f*ck did you get that banana at?"

If you find yourself lost in the woods, f*ck it, build a house. "Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!"

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.