bytehead’s Tagged Quotes

All thinking men are atheists.

Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis.

The Bible is not my book nor Christianity my profession. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma.

The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church.

I'm still an atheist, thank God.

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later, you have to start all over again.

The meek shall inherit the earth. The rest of us are getting the hell off this rock!