byeohlet’s most recent Quotables

Tina Fey: Maybe what bothers me the most is that people say that Hillary is a bitch.
Let me say something about that: Yeah, she is.
And so am I and so is this one. (pointing to Amy Poehler)
Amy Poehler: Yeah, deal with it.
Tina Fey: Know what? Bitches get stuff done.

You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch.’

The following is a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

Especially you Jenny Beckman.

Bitch.

Simon: Why are you being so nice to me?
Alisha: I can be nice. Sometimes. Look, if I’ve ever been a bitch to you... I’m sorry.
Simon: I’ve never thought you were a bitch. Sometimes I think it’s difficult for beautiful girls. People don’t see past their looks.

It did crazy things to my heart to hear her laugh.

That's that whole nature versus nurture question, isn't it? Was I born a cute, vindictive little bitch or... did society make me that way? I go back and forth on that...

Libraries are not made; they grow.

It's not my fault, don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

When my tears had subsided I realized that I hadn't been afraid of losing you. I was afraid of losing who I was when I was with you.

In the end, it's still best to wait for the one we want rather than settle for what's available. It's still best to wait for the one you love rather than to settle for the one who's around. It's still best to wait for the right person, because life's too short to waste on the wrong one.

When two people love each other - totally, truthfully, all the way love each other - the answer to that question is simple...when do you get to that point where enough is enough? Never. Never.

You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection

Love is not an ultimatum

Genuine love not only respects the individuality of the other but actually seeks to cultivate it, even at the risk of separation or loss.

We're all a little weird and life's a little weird. When we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them, fall in a state of mutual weirdness, and call it love

Life is a one way road. You can choose to keep moving forward to new territory. Or you can choose to go in reverse because it is familiar territory, but then you get further away from ever moving forward.

Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love – time is eternity

If you've got no love in your heart, you've got nothing... No dreaming, not story, nothing.

Since we have been together I have felt more uncomfortable, out of place, embarassed, and just physically sick then I have in my entire life. But I could not have gone through that, I could not have thrown up 19 times in 48 days if I was not in love with you.

When you love someone, you love all of them... you gotta love everything about them, not just the good things but the bad things too. The things that you find lovable and the things you don't.