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We've had to get a live-in nanny, 'cos that dead one wasn't working out.

I`ve got two children. To be honest I always wanted 3 children.
Now I`ve got two, I only want one.

Dougal, how did you get into the church in the first place? Was it, like, 'collect 12 crisp packets and become a priest?'

Just promise me we won't do anything else with them. I want to go back to being weird. I like being weird. Weird is all I've got. That and my sweet style.

It`s a fez, I wear fez now. Fezzes are cool.

If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face.

What if Martin Luther King had said that? "I kind of have a dream... I don't wanna talk about it."

I think it's fabulous. Every value I've ever held is being questioned, and I'm loving it.

Jen: How can you two live like this?
Moss: [typing] How can you two...
Roy: Don't google the question, Moss!

Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark egg on your face.

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Wow, Damien, you've truly out-gayed yourself.

Glenn Coco? FOUR for you Glenn Coco, you go Glenn Coco!

I've got a power... I bloody knew it... Who's laughing now... ? I'm alive! Help! HELP! You buried me alive, you dicks! Help! ... I'm immortal. That's just great. Thank you. Thanks a lot. Un-f**king-believable.

It's all a moo point. Like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo

I KNOW

We were on a break!