1. Coincidences are God's way of remaining anonymous.

    Albert Einstein

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  2. Almost dying changes nothing. Dying changes everything.

    Dr. Gregory House

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  3. When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

    Unknown Author

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  4. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

    Ben Franklin

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  5. He who fights and runs away
    Lives to fight another day.

    Anonymous

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  6. After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.

    Unknown

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  7. I work for money. If you want loyalty, get a dog!

    Unknown

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  8. If It Won't Fit On A Post-It, It Won't Fit In Your Day

    Mark McGuinness

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