1. Your face isn't that fat, so you don't look that hideous.

    Sam Pepper

    7 loves

  2. Don't p**s on my back to tell me it's raining.

    John James Parton

    17 loves

  3. W**kers. Ooh, my Tourette's is in context.

    Pete Bennett

    21 loves

  4. What am I going to call my baby? Jacuzzi?

    Makosi Musambasi

    9 loves

  5. Am I minging?

    Jade Goody

    13 loves