TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
Submitted by richard over 1 year ago
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TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
Submitted by richard over 1 year ago
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I'm currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone.
Submitted by phil over 1 year ago
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Your face isn't that fat, so you don't look that hideous.
Submitted by kay1503 over 1 year ago
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Some of the housemates are on the sofas, passing round the jaffa cakes.
Submitted by bbsuperfan over 1 year ago
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How can I play tic-tac-ticals? I don't even know what they are!
Submitted by bbsuperfan over 1 year ago
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Who is she? Who is she? Who is she?! Where did you find her?
Submitted by tomhartnell over 1 year ago
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You know what I do whenever I'm feeling low, I always think about that woman that got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee.
Submitted by Libbyloe62 over 1 year ago
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