1. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweet and wipe the seat!

    Alex Sibley

    5 loves

  2. Oi, Chaomeneuw!

    Tree of Temptation

    4 loves

  3. John James. So dumb they named him twice!

    Tree of Temptation

    9 loves

  4. Oi, Scabby Catchagoogoo!

    Tree of Temptation

    3 loves

  5. Psst... Pssst... It's me, the Tree!

    Tree of Temptation

    4 loves

  6. Now p*ss off!

    Tree of Temptation

    4 loves

  7. Chickens

    Marcus Bentley

    5 loves

  8. I can't get my MP3 Player to work! Oh, it's working...

    Nikki Grahame

    3 loves

  9. You're like my idol.

    Sam Pepper

    14 loves

  10. Your face isn't that fat, so you don't look that hideous.

    Sam Pepper

    7 loves

  11. How can I play tic-tac-ticals? I don't even know what they are!

    Jade Goody

    8 loves

  12. Now, would you like me to be the cat?

    George Galloway

    7 loves

  13. Comprende?

    Tim Culley

    8 loves

  14. Something smells like fish... is that you, Josie?

    Sam Pepper

    8 loves

  15. And the winner of Big Brother 2010 is... Sam Pepper.

    Sam Pepper

    10 loves