You are live on Channel 4. Please do not swear.
Submitted by laura over 2 years ago
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Some of the housemates are on the sofas, passing round the jaffa cakes.
Nikki: Maybe Nadia's on her period.
Brian: (Long Pause) Erm... Yeah! Unlikely but....
Narinder: Which celebrity guys do you think are watching now and saying "I love Narinder"?
Brian: Erm... Stevie Wonder?
How can I play tic-tac-ticals? I don't even know what they are!
Do something for me! Do something for me, both of you!
If I didn't have a girlfriend I'd marry Chantelle in a minute.
When I look at him it's like all these little lights whizzing past.
We're all here to play parts, so play your parts well!
"Chantelle, don't scream, you'll scare the nipples!" Brian warns Chantelle before Ulrika shows her the results of her recent boob job.
I want it all, I want it right now, I'm gonna get what I deserve, mark my words now.