azamine’s most recent Quotables

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

If you open your mind too much, your brains will fall out.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin' bitch all the time.

Lady Astor: Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!
Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

When Barack Obama was giving his speech after being elected as president, he had to do it behind three inch thick bullet-proof glass.

I thought that was a bit harsh - just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone.

Remember, always be yourself... unless you suck.

Never let your schooling interfere with your education.

A heart shattered in a thousand pieces...has more surface area.

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Best way to not get your heart broken, is to pretend you don’t have one.

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

Whatever you are, be a good one.