Aurora137’s Submitted Quotes

“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.”

“I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
"Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job.”

It's the memories you don't see coming that hurt the most.

"What do you think I am, made of money?"
"Isn't that what MOM stands for?"

"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."

“Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
"Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.”

“He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.”

"Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?"
Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting."

"You know, you shouldn’t be bothered with stuff while you’re training.”
“Stuff like people trying to kill me?” I’d put a banana on my tray, too. That, at least, didn’t remind me of anything trying to kill me. Could you kill someone with a banana? It didn’t seem possible. Maybe a possessed banana. I’d seen possessed pets before, but not possessed fruit. But I’ll bet it’s out there somewhere.

Myrnin (vampire): “Did you know you can find almost anything on the new computer network, the Interweb? I was quite amazed”
Myrnin hadn't paid much attention in the last hundred years or so. Claire wasn't too surprised he'd discovered the Internet, though. Wait until he finds the porn. That would be a very uncomfortable conversation"

"Katie, being wise is not about knowing a bunch of quotes, it's about what you've experienced yourself. 'Cause you can't explain something you've never felt. At least in your own words. You can use a quote of someone who's already felt it though."

The best gifts are not the ones you can buy, no matter how expensive. The best gifts are those that can be given and felt with the heart.

Gosh, life is so cruel. It shows you happiness, then whisks it all away, and you're left with nothing but memories and broken promises about a future you'd do anything to have.

I wish so bad that you could know how much it would cost you to lose someone, before its too late, and that way, you don’t lose the ONE thing you cant live without. Because if you just knew what life would be like without them, you wouldn’t just stand there. You would FIGHT for it.

You can’t lock the door to your heart when it comes to the person who once had a key.

But in my opinion, bravery isn't about the absence of fear. Being brave is when you're absolutely terrified, yet you can make yourself face your fears, no matter how scared you are.

Myrnin (vampire)" 'Did you know you can find almost anything on the new computer network, the Interweb? I was quite amazed'
Myrnin hadn't paid much attention in the last hundred years or so. Claire wasn't too surprised he'd discovered the Internet, though. Wait until he finds the porn. That would be a very uncomfortable conversation"

“Jace, you already behave as if you’ve never heard the word ‘fear’. I fail to see how we’re going to be able to tell the difference if it does work on you.”
Alec stifled what sounded like a laugh. Jace simply smiled a tight, unfriendly simile. “I’ve heard the word ‘fear,’ ” he said. “I simply choose to believe it doesn’t apply to me.”
“Exactly the problem,” said Luke.

There are so many things that we wish we had done yesterday, so few that we feel like doing today.

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied.