1. The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

    Joan Rivers

    37 loves

  2. Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

    Judy Sheindlin

    10 loves

  3. Give me some hope to follow and I will run.

    Jarrod Gorbel

    8 loves

  4. Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.

    A. A. Milne

    4 loves

  5. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.


    11 loves

  6. I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

    Jack Handey

    24 loves

  7. You can never be overdressed or overeducated.

    Oscar Wilde

    6 loves