1. What's another word for thesaurus?

    Steven Wright

    14 loves

  2. Neil thinks an STD is a qualification.

    Jay Cartwright

    4 loves

  3. The right man is the one who seizes the moment.

    Goethe

    2 loves

  4. English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.

    Homer Simpson

    11 loves

  5. An idea's obsolete as soon as you've said it.

    Frank Gehry

    1 love

  6. I was born 50.

    Stephen Fry

    3 loves

  7. No geolocated venue is as big as television.

    Kevin Slavin

    2 loves

  8. Perfectly calibrated for split attention.

    Margaret Robertson

    1 love