1. Laugh at your problems, everyone else does.


    15 loves

  2. My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.


    10 loves

  3. Smart girls know how to play tennis, piano and dumb.

    Lynn Redgrave

    10 loves

  4. Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!

    Groucho Marx

    10 loves

  5. Sex is for two things: making babies and revenge.

    Jordan Cox

    11 loves