1. Laugh at your problems, everyone else does.

    Unknown

    15 loves

  2. My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

    Anonymous

    10 loves

  3. Smart girls know how to play tennis, piano and dumb.

    Lynn Redgrave

    10 loves

  4. Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!

    Groucho Marx

    10 loves

  5. Sex is for two things: making babies and revenge.

    Jordan Cox

    10 loves