anniwhere’s Tagged Quotes

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.

Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk.

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.

The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.

There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. It would be like installing smoke detectors in Hell.

Words in the heart cannot be taken.

Gentlemen, no fighting please. This is, after all, a council of war.

"That's blasphemy," said the vampire. He gasped as Vimes shot him a glance like sunlight. "That's what people say when the voiceless speak."

Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self.

Now... bring me that horizon.

"It is always useful to face an enemy who is prepared to die for his country," he read. "This means that both you and he have exactly the same aim in mind."

Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees.

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

You did something because it had always been done, and the explanation was “but we’ve always done it this way.” A million dead people can’t have been wrong, can they?

I mean, who steals a dead woman’s shoes? Must’ve been raised in a barn!

I don’t cause commotions, I am one.

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!