anniwhere’s Submitted Quotes

The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.

I don’t cause commotions, I am one.

I mean, who steals a dead woman’s shoes? Must’ve been raised in a barn!

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!

Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self.

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.

Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees.

"That's blasphemy," said the vampire. He gasped as Vimes shot him a glance like sunlight. "That's what people say when the voiceless speak."

"It is always useful to face an enemy who is prepared to die for his country," he read. "This means that both you and he have exactly the same aim in mind."

Now... bring me that horizon.

Words in the heart cannot be taken.

You did something because it had always been done, and the explanation was “but we’ve always done it this way.” A million dead people can’t have been wrong, can they?

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. It would be like installing smoke detectors in Hell.

Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk.

Gentlemen, no fighting please. This is, after all, a council of war.