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Writing is like having a poo. You can't force it.

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

A fire? ... In a Seaparks?!

Just promise me we won't do anything else with them. I want to go back to being weird. I like being weird. Weird is all I've got. That and my sweet style.

Roy: [singing] We don't need no education.
Moss: Yes you do; you've just used a double negative.

If you type "Google" into Google, you can break the Internet.

Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark egg on your face.