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I'm a tidy sort of bloke. I don't like chaos. I kept records in the record rack, tea in the tea caddy and pot in the pot box.

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Fr Hernandez: The Reverend Green... with the knife... in the drawing room.
Fr Ted: Those Protestants. Up to no good as usual.