1. Behind every great man... there's a woman rolling her eyes

    Bruce Nolan

    15 loves

  2. What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.


    4 loves

  3. A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on.

    Samuel Goldwyn

    2 loves

  4. After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.


    23 loves

  5. Its easier to guard against an enemy than a friend


    5 loves