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Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!

Well done. Here are the test results: "you are a horrible person". I'm serious, that's what it says: "a horrible person". We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that "horrible person" thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.

I'm in space!

I want to go to there.

When late morning rolls around and you're feeling a bit out of sorts, don't worry; you're probably just a little eleven o'clockish.

I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is but I know I didn't always feel this...sedated. But you know what?
It's never too late to get it back.

I'll sit and wonder of every love that could have been, if I'd only thought of something charming to say.

The only winning move is not to play.

Shall we play a game?

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.

Captcha is the great tool to stop people from signing up for your product.

We're sharing things in our lives everyday that we wouldn't have picked up the phone to talk about ten years ago.

Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they would get, but if you work hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.

Kids, I'm going to tell you an incredible story, the story of how I met your mother.

If you no longer go for a gap that exists, you are no longer a racing driver.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!

Now Woody, he's been my pal for as long as I can remember. He's brave, like a cowboy should be. And kind, and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special, is he'll never give up on you... ever. He'll be there for you, no matter what.

Challenge accepted!

Are you watching closely?