1. It’s not you, it’s me.

    Ziggy Lichman

    11 loves

  2. I'm so cold!

    Nikki Grahame

    12 loves

  3. Just dunking the custard creams into this hot, juicy tea.

    Mario Marconi

    8 loves

  4. That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.

    Alex Sibley

    9 loves

  5. Is East Angular abroad?

    Jade Goody

    12 loves

  6. Yeahhhh, Jaaaaaackie.

    Jackie Stallone

    10 loves

  7. I like blinking, I do.

    Helen Adams

    13 loves

  8. Bubble, HOLD ME!

    Brian Dowling

    15 loves

  9. Am I minging?

    Jade Goody

    13 loves

  10. W**kers. Ooh, my Tourette's is in context.

    Pete Bennett

    21 loves

  11. No. Naked. Jacuzzi. Ness.

    Michelle Bass

    22 loves

  12. You are live on Channel 4. Please do not swear.

    Davina McCall

    34 loves