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Too many twits might make a twat.

— David Cameron

Submitted by am92 over 1 year ago

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Don't p**s on my back to tell me it's raining.

— John James Parton

Submitted by charmed73 over 1 year ago

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You know what I do whenever I'm feeling low, I always think about that woman that got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee.

— Josie Gibson

Submitted by Libbyloe62 over 1 year ago

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One potato, two potato, three potato, four. Five potato, six potato, seven potato... (at the sight of a full potato sack) ...more.

— Marcus Bentley

Submitted by am92 over 1 year ago

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