alteran1’s most recent Quotables

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal agreement.

If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching.

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.

Don’t ask yourself what the world needs; ask
yourself what makes you come alive. And then
go and do that. Because what the world needs is
people who have come alive.

You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch.’

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

I Always give 100% at school: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.

When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life.

A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems shorter than a minute. But tell that same man to sit on a hot stove for a minute, it is longer than any hour. That's relativity.

I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.

I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

If you find yourself lost in the woods, f*ck it, build a house. "Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!"

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.