AlexCap’s most recent Quotables

You remind me of one of those knock-off DVDs. At first glance quite convincing, but afterwards you’re just impossible to follow.

It’s a science museum. It’s either going to be something to do with science or… museums?

You've got to earn respect. People are starting to see, when I open my mouth, I have to say something.

I keep hearing a lot of hot air coming out of your mouth, so in the interests of climate change shut up.

I'll lead the team, you'll do all the work.

A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.

Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion."

Never before in the history of car washing have so few cars been washed by so many people in such a long time.