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I can see the strike action increasing now. I don't think we're going to put up with this messing about.
— Billy Hayes
Marriage is good. There is something special about unions of husband and wife. Unless we bring men and women together, children will not have mothers and fathers.
— Carrie Prejean
It was more a European Cup night than a Carling Cup night. I think all who played here will make it at the top level.
— Rafa Benitez
Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win.
— Megan Fox
Early yesterday the CWU came up with a fresh set of demands, and we considered those and we were in fact at the TUC all day,
— Mark Higson
Simon is desperately worried that the twins are going to win. He's really unhappy, but there is nothing he can do because this is who people are voting for.
— Louis Walsh
My regret is that I didn't tell him that I loved him enough over that entire 34 years
— Lisa Niemi
Don't say UH-OH! Vampires do NOT say UH-OH!
Alcohol ranks as the fifth most harmful drug after heroin, cocaine, barbiturates and methadone. Tobacco is ranked ninth. Cannabis, LSD and ecstasy, while harmful, are ranked lower at 11, 14 and 18 respectively.
— David Nutt
Hank please we're all gay
— Charlie Runkle
My fist maybe
— Hank Moody
She has no waist... an interesting face... but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone.
— Martin Amis
The Pentagon has paid anti-war activist Noam Chomsky the highest honor any totalitarian entity can bestow upon an author: they’ve banned his book “Interventions” at Guantanamo Bay prison.
— Sherwood Ross
Single Dadness is not as easy as it looks... I barely have time to get loaded anymore
My dad is literally the biggest tight-ass. He's a miser, an Irish potato famine miser.
— Peaches Geldof
What Muslims were to BJP, Maoists are to Cong.
— Arundhati Roy
Space Makers Agency is joining forces with London & Associated Properties PLC and Lambeth Council to fill the empty shop units in Brixton Village indoor market with exciting temporary and permanent projects.
— Dougal Hine
We all have a job to do. Sgt Maj. Sixta's job is being an asshole... and he excels at it.
— Sgt. Larry Shawn 'Pappy' Patrick
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