I am a golden god!
Submitted by Pogokidd over 7 years ago
I believe we can build a better world! Of course, it’ll take a whole lot of rock, water & dirt. Also, not sure where to put it.
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't dare stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.
For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.
When in charge, ponder. When in trouble, delegate. When in doubt, mumble.
There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I'm also not blonde.
Prior to the Internet, the last technology that had any real effect on the way people sat down and talked together was the table.
A book must be the axe for the frozen sea within us.
Submitted by AndyBell over 7 years ago
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes. I had 1,060.
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no hoss sing a song.