Zombies Quotes

I came to the conclusion a while ago that there is nothing romantic or supernatural about loving someone: Love is the privilege of being responsible for another. It was, for a time, what kept me going: Each morning, for a little while, I got to feel the weight of the yoke on my back as I pulled the ancient cart of my species.

And the glee club together with the football team was like a double rainbow. A zombie double rainbow.

Thank God for rednecks! This is a really big truck, and these are really big guns.

He's got more brains than a brain pie. Ooh, brain pie, PERFECT. Care to donate?

Zombies don't read. They ain't hooked on phonics. So give it a rest.

This is just what I wanted my son to see. Take him to work, get attacked by zombies. Your mother's gonna kill me.

Zombies almost had my ass for dinner!

We ARE the walking dead!

Organize before they rise!

Use your head; cut off theirs.

Men say that in this midnight hour,
The disembodied have power
To wander as it liketh them,
By wizard oak and fairy stream.

When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth!

There are several ways to kill a zombie, but the most satisfying one is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick.