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In our politics, history doesn’t happen when a leader makes an argument, or even strikes a pose. It happens when he strikes a chord.

— Mark Lilla

Submitted by gkrieshok over 2 years ago

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The end never really justifies the meanness.

— E. Duane Hulse

Submitted by Weyrleader over 2 years ago

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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

— Unknown

Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

— Tom Waits

Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago

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I am ornithophil, i specialize in tits and boobies!

— me

Submitted by rayser over 2 years ago

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1. birds
2. boobs
3. tits
4. wordplay
5. ornithophil
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

— Spike Milligan

Submitted by robotnic almost 3 years ago

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[He] may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

— Groucho Marx

Submitted by AndyBell almost 3 years ago

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1. film
2. funny
3. movies
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