A girl in a bikini is like a loaded pistol on your coffee table – there’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it.” -
Submitted by Vagop 6 months ago
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The mathematical equivalent of a woman's beauty is directly relational to the amount that other women hate her.
Submitted by paulinebatoctoy about 1 year ago
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Only a coward thinks he's a man abusing a woman.
Submitted by WaterfrontAgent about 1 year ago
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men—the other 999 follow women.
Submitted by thestephb over 1 year ago
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"Come in," she said, "I'll give you shelter from the storm"
Submitted by ArkAngel over 1 year ago
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I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.
Submitted by aringer2010 almost 2 years ago
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The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
Submitted by ArkAngel almost 2 years ago
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The real diff'rence is that a man knows that legs're made to move on but a woman thinks they're just for wearin' silk stockin's.
Submitted by ArkAngel about 2 years ago
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The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart.
Submitted by thestephb over 2 years ago
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A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction.
Submitted by amaguire over 2 years ago
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I was trying to introduce myself as America's woman champion, but I said the french word "Champignon," so I introduced myself as a mushroom.
Submitted by edd over 2 years ago
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A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
Submitted by amaguire over 2 years ago
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