Its easy to do what your heart says, difficult to do what your brain says, especially when you've been thinking using a much smaller organ throughout your life.
Submitted by fibonaccifreak 6 months ago
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He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.
Submitted by amaguire about 1 year ago
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Be wary of any enterprise that requires new clothes.
Submitted by Steve Dolan about 1 year ago
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Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
Submitted by LibrarianCarina about 1 year ago
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The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.
Submitted by LibrarianCarina about 1 year ago
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
Submitted by LibrarianCarina about 1 year ago
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The best way to get the better of temptation is just to yield to it.
Submitted by LibrarianCarina about 1 year ago
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Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses.
Submitted by LibrarianCarina about 1 year ago
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Submitted by allie16e over 1 year ago
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
Submitted by librariansti over 1 year ago
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
— Unknown
Submitted by syaochan over 1 year ago
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Good resolutions are simply cheques that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Submitted by robotnic over 1 year ago
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The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason.
Submitted by SunshineSoleil over 1 year ago
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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel must be intolerably stupid.
Submitted by robotnic over 1 year ago
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One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
Submitted by robotnic over 1 year ago
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The ability to quote is a passable substitute for wit.
Submitted by allie16e over 1 year ago
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