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I like irons but I love fire.

— Claire Underwood

Submitted by mythematician 12 days ago

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I never make such big decisions so long after sunset and so far from dawn.

— Francis Underwood

Submitted by mythematician 12 days ago

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A problem well put is half-solved

— John Dewey

Submitted by tsh 6 months ago

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Its easy to do what your heart says, difficult to do what your brain says, especially when you've been thinking using a much smaller organ throughout your life.

— Dr. Gregory House

Submitted by fibonaccifreak over 1 year ago

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He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.

— Oscar Wilde

Submitted by amaguire about 2 years ago

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Be wary of any enterprise that requires new clothes.

— Henry David Thoreau

Submitted by Steve Dolan about 2 years ago

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Always be smarter than the people who hire you.

— Lena Horne

Submitted by LibrarianCarina about 2 years ago

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The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

— Oscar Wilde

Submitted by LibrarianCarina about 2 years ago

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

— Phyllis Diller

Submitted by LibrarianCarina about 2 years ago

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The best way to get the better of temptation is just to yield to it.

— Clementina Stirling Graham

Submitted by LibrarianCarina about 2 years ago

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General notions are generally wrong.

— Lady Mary Wortley Montag

Submitted by LibrarianCarina over 2 years ago

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Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses.

— Dorothy Parker

Submitted by LibrarianCarina over 2 years ago

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When the drink is in, the sense is out.

— Irish Proverb

Submitted by amaguire over 2 years ago

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

— Fred Allen

Submitted by allie16e over 2 years ago

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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?

— Jeph Jacques

Submitted by librariansti over 2 years ago

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The monuments of wit survive the monuments of power.

— Francis Bacon

Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago

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The end never really justifies the meanness.

— E. Duane Hulse

Submitted by Weyrleader over 2 years ago

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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.

— Unknown

Submitted by syaochan over 2 years ago

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Good resolutions are simply cheques that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

— Oscar Wilde

Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago

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The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason.

— Hunter S. Thompson

Submitted by SunshineSoleil over 2 years ago

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