Wit is cultured insolence.
Submitted by MarisaO2 7 months ago
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I never make such big decisions so long after sunset and so far from dawn.
Submitted by mythematician almost 4 years ago
He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.
Submitted by amaguire almost 6 years ago
Be wary of any enterprise that requires new clothes.
Submitted by Steve Dolan about 6 years ago
The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.
The best way to get the better of temptation is just to yield to it.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Submitted by allie16e about 6 years ago
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
Submitted by librariansti over 6 years ago
The monuments of wit survive the monuments of power.
Submitted by robotnic over 6 years ago
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
Submitted by syaochan over 6 years ago