1. Always be smarter than the people who hire you.

    Lena Horne

    4 loves

  2. Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

    Phyllis Diller

    1 love

  3. General notions are generally wrong.

    Lady Mary Wortley Montag

    2 loves

  4. Men seldom make passes
    At girls who wear glasses.

    Dorothy Parker

    1 love

  5. When the drink is in, the sense is out.

    Irish Proverb

    5 loves

  6. The monuments of wit survive the monuments of power.

    Francis Bacon

    1 love

  7. The end never really justifies the meanness.

    E. Duane Hulse

    1 love

  8. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.

    Unknown

    2 loves

  9. The ability to quote is a passable substitute for wit.

    M. Somerset Maughm

    3 loves