Wife Quotes

Our imperfections is what makes us perfect.

Our imperfections is what makes us perfect.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

Wife and servant are the same,
But only differ in the name.

Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.

Some people ask the secret of our long
marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little
candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Customer: "Hi, I'm calling up to cancel my wife's account."
Indian call centre advisor: "Okay, can I ask why?"
Customer: "I lost my wife the other day."
Indian call centre advisor: "No problems, sir. I hope you find her."

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.