Weddings Quotes

It's *only* a dream wedding? Thank God! I did *not* want to attend.

Priest: ...Before God Almighty who knows all the secrets of our hearts...
Mark: [Thinking]He's ladelling it on now. Is that in the proper thing or has he just added that to needle me?

Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.