Video Games Quotes

It's fortified with what the world wants. With what it deserves...

When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-shmancy tanks, we had sticks...two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon. And we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy! You're one very lucky Marine!

I feel like I could... like I could... like I could... take on the world!

You had to pick this Religion? You couldn’t have picked one where all the evil Creatures were I don’t know... slightly angry sheep?

Elika: Why are you doing this? Why are you helping me? You're not doing it for me, are you? I've seen how you look at me... I've seen that look before...
Prince: Now look, you're cute, but not 'stay to fight a dark god' cute.
Elika: Would you have helped... if my father had asked you?
Prince: He's not that cute either.

Much more of this and I might start talking to myself... No you won't... No, I might, really.

You gotta believe!

A wild snorlax appeared!

Bernard, float over here so I can punch you.

Murray: You may call me Murray! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of hell will applaud me, as I stride through the gates of hell, carrying your head on a pike!
Guybrush: "Stride"?
Murray: Alright then, ROLL, ROLL through the gates of hell! Must you take the fun out of everything?

Didn’t we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘Goodbye’ and you were like ‘NO WAY!’ and then I was all ‘We pretended we were going to murder you’? That was great.

Prepare for unforseen consequences.

I am Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate!

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

Ahh, the middle finger, the most communicative of fingers.

Edward Van Helgen: You shot my banjo!
Guybrush: You can’t say that. That shot could have come from that grassy knoll.

I think I broke my skull. I’m *all* skull.

Mine is the name pirates fear the most: Edward “Snugglecakes” Van Helgen!

Guybrush: If I gave you your arm back, what would you do with it?
Murray: I’d terrorize the South Seas! I’d torture the living! I’d demolish the… er… What I meant to say was, I’d use it to pet kittens.
Guybrush: Nope. You blew it.
Murray: Drat.

I’m not bald! I just have a really high widow's peak.