Video Games Quotes

All your base are belong to us.

Did you know Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

I like video games but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital'.

Didn’t we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘Goodbye’ and you were like ‘NO WAY!’ and then I was all ‘We pretended we were going to murder you’? That was great.

The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.

That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero.

At least I have chicken.

Now occasionally you're going to get stuck. It's nothing to get upset about. Don't go hurling your controller at the cat, because it might throw something back and it'll only escalate...

A man chooses, a slave obeys.

Speaking of curiosity, you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what? I know! You're going to find out first-hand before I can finish telling you, though, so I won't bother. I'll give you a hint: you're going to want to pack as much living as you possibly can into the next couple of minutes.

Jill, Here's a Lockpick. It might be handy if you; the master of unlocking, take it with you.

You can't hide from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he's got a gun.

War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.

These bridges are made from light filtered from the surface. If you press your cheek against one it feels just like the sun shining on your face. It will also set your hair on fire... so don't actually do it.

Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!

The cake is a lie.

The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.

Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.

Remember, the Aperture Science 'Bring Your Daughter to Work Day' is the perfect time to have her tested.

Anyone want to swap places?